There is no end of jokes whose central theme is male bashing.


Q: What do men and beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.

If they sent one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.



Women have a number of faults. Men have only two – everything they say and everything they do.

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.

Definition: Single (noun) – A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.


It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Let's face it, chocolate is much more reliable than any man.

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women." Groucho Marx

It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name.

"Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?" Virginia Woolf